This website is for informational and/or entertainment purposes only and is not intended to provide specific commercial, financial, investment, accounting, tax, or legal advice. It is provided to you solely for your own personal, non-commercial use. You may link to and refer to this website freely. You must, when linking to this website, thrust your fist into the air and yell “I am not a sheep! I can think for myself!” This site is not responsible for any deaths to sheep, those acting like sheep or any other negative activity except for the yelling which I do not condone except in this context or at those people who use cellphones during a movie. Movies aren’t cheap, you know.
This website does not guarantee the accuracy of any information and users cannot sue me for stupidly believing everything they read. Most of what is on this website is bullshit and should be treated as such. Moreover, use of the word “bullshit” shall not constitute an insult to any users of this website or any person living or dead except Hitler, a few select communists, the ASPCA, PETA and a few radical treehuggers. Accordingly, I do not guarantee the accuracy, timeliness, reliability, readability, grammatical correctness or completeness of any of the information contained on, downloaded or accessed from this website. Read and use at your own risk!
The performance of this website and all information contained on, downloaded or accessed from this website are provided to you on an “as is” basis, without warranties of any kind whatsoever, including any implied warranties or warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose or non-infringement of the rights of third parties. If something weird happens to your computer because you accessed this website, you cannot blame me in any way. I will tolerate only one well worded and thoughtful critique and nothing more. You are allowed other actions, legal or otherwise, only if you stand in the middle of the Central Park Zoo (NYC) naked and scream the words: “I am not insane. I can hear these animals begging to be released.” You must do this for one hour or until your arrest, whichever occurs first so long as you are arrested.
I reserve the right to modify, disable access to or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, any part or all of this website or any information contained thereon without liability or notice to you. I tell you this for no particular reason since you cannot do much about it anyway.
As a visitor to my website, you acknowledge and agree that any reliance on or use by you of any information available on this website shall be entirely at your own risk (see above). In no event shall SeanTorbett.com nor any of its data providers, friends, allies or hangers-on be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential or exemplary damages arising from the use or the performance of this website. And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!
I do not do pop-ups and do not give a rat’s ass about your personal information. And I am not going to protect it. If you are a jerk online and slander someone and they want your IP address they can have it. I’m not here to protect you from lawsuits. This may change, as noted above, but don’t count on it.
Confidentiality and Transmissions over the Internet
The transmission of data or information (including communications by e-mail) over the Internet or other publicly accessible networks is not secure, and is subject to possible loss, interception or alteration while in transit. Accordingly, I do not assume any liability for any damage you may experience or costs you may incur as a result of any transmissions over the Internet or other publicly accessible networks, such as transmissions involving the exchange of e-mail with me (including those which may contain your personal information). I don’t care. I make no efforts to safeguard the privacy of the information you provide me, period. All submissions to this website via email or otherwise becomes my property to make life easier, on me. You accept this and live with it. It’s too much work otherwise. In no event will the information you provide to me be deemed to be confidential, create any fiduciary obligations to you or anyone else on my part, or result in any liability to you or anyone else on my part in the event that such information is inadvertently released by me or accessed by third parties without my consent.
User Conduct and Obligations
You agree to follow all applicable laws and regulations when using this website and further agree that you will not transmit junk mail, chain letters, or other unsolicited bulk e-mail or duplicative messages to any email address listed on this site without agreeing to pay to Sean Torbett the sum of US$100,000 per item, per address. Letters of agreement to pay Sean Torbett must be genuine and not originate from Nigeria.
Indemnification by User
Third Parties and Links
My policy is to comply with all intellectual property laws and to act quickly upon receiving any notice of claimed infringement. If you believe that your work has been reproduced on this website in a manner that constitutes copyright infringement, please let me know immediately by sending email to copyrightissue[at]seantorbett.com.